Work vs Prison

    IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

So why is it, again, that we work?

Post #311 on 2012-01-26

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Dude got some skillz, odd skillz, but still skillz!

    OK, so I stumbled across this guy's website, which is Jim's Pancakes and this guy makes some cools edible art. It looks like he is even working on getting a book published with his pancake creations.
Post #310 on 2012-01-25

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Hhhooooollyyyyyy cccccooooooowwww!

(There is a Youtube video in this post. Click here to view the full post and watch the video.)
    I feel so bad for these bikes! This makes me feel better when I ride because I know I don't look like these people on a bike.
Post #309 on 2012-01-12

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