What you need to know.

    Let me start by saying that if you don't know me, you should, because I am awesome. I realize that I can't possibly know everyone on the planet, and because of this I truly feel sorry for those of you that will never know my awesomeness, but mainly my humility. I have heard it said before that, and I quote, "He is where all the best pictures in the world come from." While this is true, there is more to me than just incredible pictures.

My beginnings in photography.

    Photography was first introduced to me in highschool. Let me tell you, it is a good thing that it was too. By comparison, before me, there was nothing. They might as well have just stuck with painting and drawing, or for that matter, hieroglyphs. When they realized who they were dealing with they instantly signed me up for all of the photography classes they offered, and they knew that it would be no trouble for me, so they signed me up to take them all at once. Not only did I show the teacher a few things, but they new that they would never see such perfect photos again. Because of this they decided to try their best and improve the joint and put my pictures on display in the halls. Not only did it, but it had much larger and further reaching impact than they anticipated, the morale of the school almost instantly improved as soon as they put the first one on display. You could just feel it in the air. OK, fine, I'll admit that I might have exagerated just a bit. They only offered one photography class, but rest assured, I would have rocked any other that they would have offered.

Developing my photography.

    You may think to yourself, "If you are so good, why would you need to improve?" That is a very valid question to which I would have to reply: "Because I can". Let me explain more. Even though no one else can take a picture like I can, that doesn't mean that I can't out-do my previous shot. Admittedly, although I continually set the bar higher and higher for myself, I am always up for the challenge. Once the high school faculty realized that they were holding me back they gave me my diploma. As soon as colleges and universities heard that I was available they were knocking my door down begging me to bless their school with my very presence. I felt bad that I could only pick one, but these are the tough choices you have to make in life. While there it was a general concensus that my talents were best used by photographing as wide a range of subjects as possible. To aid in this goal the school encouraged the photography department to organize a trip that would take me to two other continents to capture sights and events that were just not available locally. Now keep in mind that this started to unfold at the end of my freshman year! This should give you a better idea about my "skillz", that a university would put this much effort into allowing my work to bless other parts of the world, and only after less than two years from when I was introduced into photography.

My biggest regret.

    I have to get serious here for a minute if you don't mind. I am sure you have heard that line "With great power comes great responsibility". Well, it's true. With the non-stop praise that my work gets it is sometimes hard not to wish that I would have gotten into photography sooner and blessed the world with such wonderful masterpieces earlier. For this, I will never forgive myself. The best I can do is to try to live with it and shoot as much as I can while I can to make up for it. As I mentioned earlier, before my introduction to it, photography was an embarrassing blemmish to the art world. Don't take my word for it though, look it up for yourself. As the history books will show, over time the period before my introduction has come to be known as the photographic dark ages.

Other areas of expertise

    While I am the king of photography, there is many other areas that are blessed by my interest in them. If fact there are so many different things that I am good at that there is no possible way that I would be able to list them here since your browser would just bog down and crash. Maybe I should get into building computers. If I did there would surely be a sudden leap in performance, productivity, reduction of cost, etc. There just is not enough time in the day to help the entire world with everything though. It really does get exhausting sometimes, and any one else would not be able to handle the stress. I do however contribute some to the computer world by releasing the best scripts and web applications that have ever been and ever will be. Don't take my word for it though, go check them out for yourself.