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Saturday, February 11, 2012 :

Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.
     - Bill Peterson
Friday, February 10, 2012 :

I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.
     - Jerry Rice, San Francisco 49ers Wide Receiver
Thursday, February 9, 2012 :

I've been big ever since I was little.
     - William Perry, Former Chicago Bears Defensive Tackle
Wednesday, February 8, 2012 :

You guys line up alphabetically by height.
     - Houston Oilers Head Coach Bill Peterson
Tuesday, February 7, 2012 :

I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.
     - (Former) New Orleans Saints RB George Rogers
Monday, February 6, 2012 :

Life is not a final. It's daily pop quizzes.
     - Author Unknown
Sunday, February 5, 2012 :

Life is a cement trampoline.
     - Howard Nordberg
Saturday, February 4, 2012 :

We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse.
     - Author Unknown
Friday, February 3, 2012 :

Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once.
     - Lillian Dickson
Thursday, February 2, 2012 :

Statistics prove that one out of one people die.
     - Mark Lowry
Wednesday, February 1, 2012 :

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
     - Kathy Norris
Tuesday, January 31, 2012 :

A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.
     - Arthur Bloch
Monday, January 30, 2012 :

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
     - Jerry Seinfeld
Sunday, January 29, 2012 :

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
     - Jerry Seinfeld
Saturday, January 28, 2012 :

Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.
     - Jerry Seinfeld
Friday, January 27, 2012 :

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
     - Jerry Seinfeld
Thursday, January 26, 2012 :

Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.
     - Author Unknown
Wednesday, January 25, 2012 :

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
     - Author Unknown
Tuesday, January 24, 2012 :

Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
     - Author Unknown
Monday, January 23, 2012 :

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
     - Author Unknown
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